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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

ROFLMFAO!!! found this @ naruto central: (edited some parts and added some of my own)

You are addicted to Naruto if:
01. Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
02. Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
03. Call your semester examination a chuunin exam.
04. Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
05. Roll your eyes back in your head and shout “byakugan”.
06. Copy every thing a person does and claim it’s your bloodline.
07. Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
08. Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends names.
09. Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
10. Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu(summoning technique) to summon the toad king.
11. Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
12. Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
13. Stick your hand in a electric box and scream “chidori” as you pass out.
14. Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
15. Start to call your teachers Sennin.
16. Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
17. Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
18. When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
19. Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
20. Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
21. Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
22. Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
23. Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke’s family.
24. Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
25. Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it’s your girlfriend.
26. List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
27. Can spout out a random character quote on command.
28. Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
29. Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
30. Wake up in the middle of the night and scream “Itachi why?!?!”
31. Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
32. Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
33. Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
34. Decide that if u can’t hit a tree 1500 times then You’ll jump rope 1500 times.
35. Decide to call your moral code your “ninja way”.

This is what I added:
36. Try to get a plastic surgeon to modify your looks exactly to Rock Lee.
37. Paste fake fuzzy eyebrows on your own. Everyday.
38. Wear a custom-made Rock Lee suit out everyday.
39. Hold a small air balloon in your hand and try to make the air inside it move, claiming you're training to use Rasengan.
40. Use weird puppeteer actions with your hands and try to make a wooden doll 5m away move without touching it.
41. Dye your hair hot pink like Sakura and scream fangirl shouts for Sasuke.
42. Catch a whole lot of bugs and stuff it up your nose saying you're letting them live there so they'll fight for ya.
43. Stare at your little brother everyday and say "Foolish brother", "You are too weak", "You have not enough hate", etc.
44. Wear custom-made Sharingan/Mangekyou Sharingan contact lens everyday without ever washing them.

*3 YEARS LATER SPOILER* (well, kind of.)
45. Break your fingerbones trying to smash the ground like Sakura.

LOLL okay some day im gonna do an FMA one. this so rocks X) XP Xb XD

shadowangel @ 7:46 PM.